now youve done it................
my sincere apologies, I honestly wished to enlighten those who were unaware of the possibility's available.
For example, lets fuck Oprah off and...
why do I always attract the freaky pussy?
Of course I'll call you baby, but Ive gotta run, Ive got a 6am meeting tomorrow.
Ive managed to ascertain the winning strategy for the 2020 presidential election.
I think Hilldog didnt win cause she wasnt diverse enough.
I hear KFC is now delivering in china.
@Stevenski mrs dorkus doesnt need it cause she already has one.
My toes look exactly like this. She picks which one she prefers at the time by...
Who says no one has a sense of humor any more?
especially a company these days?
well lets give a hand to BCF (boating, camping, fishing)
yep, its utter bullshit.
check out this article from reader digest aust....
Sure, lets have a looksy then.
So some chick named Gillian is looking for an experienced boner to work in a purpose built boning hall? and...
wut? Really? I thought you said this year you were going as ' Blue Waffle' ?
(google images if you dare)
A quick PSA to help you all Halloween responsibly.
I will just leave this here, it explains everything.
Poor little guy. Made my eyes water just watching it.
I believe these are a delicacy in southern states.
BTW- I recently had an...
note to self- Just because it thats how it works in your own country dont assume everyone is doing it.
I really misunderstood, turns...
Happens twice a year the morning after the gangbang at Richard Geres house.
Its the bi-annual hamster colon race. AKA the hamster bog swim.
after much deliberation, im going to leave this here.
I wasnt sure if it belonged here, the pets thread, the halloween contest thread or even the...
So I go to a fancy dress party with a ' period costume' theme.
Now everyone is mad at me...................
Mrs Dorkus quite often needs to write me a shopping list.
For the illiterate among you, it says
speak for yourself, Im fine.......................