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Thanks for another great contest @momofthegoons Good luck everyone

Hi everyone, Due to my helath and other facotrs, I'll be leaving the Asylum. for while couldn't find good meds. I started using hemp flower. Now, my state has fought two court battles to keep 'smokable hemp dlower' out of responsible grpown ass adults hands. I've been suffering raging parnoia...

Come on Joe! Is it gin, vodka, penises? How much vermouth do you use in Faux Mantini? Amazing! If you're not listening to Emma Ruth Rundle, then you're listening to something else. :idon'tknow: I never was a pretty thing Always fight and sometimes scream For nothing at all And I've never...

I've decided to adopt another cat. Her name is Minton. Every time she eats a shuttlecock, I'll say, "Bad Minton!".

I was watching an international cooking show and some Australians cheered meringue. Australians usually................ Boo meringue. :biggrin:

During a night of fairly heavy partying, I ended up in a pasture replete with farm animals. I decided it would be great fun to ride a horse. The horse seemed friendly enough. I climbed onto the horse and started to freak out because this horse had no head! In shock at being on a headless...

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Congratulations @I'm Ron Burgundy? :thumbsup:

Curse of the ninth. Many composers have died after writing their ninth symphony. They are now Decomposers.

I had planned on going to Scotland for a nice summer vacation. With the COVID-19 pandemic, I'm not sure heather I should go or not. So, I will think aglen about my vacation plans for Scotland.

I've been gone for a while and wanted to reintroduce myself to the Asylum. I am a former child. I have a star sign. I was once described..... I'm at an age where my testicles, from a distance, could be mistaken for an elderly Rastafarian gentleman on a unicycle.