EveryDayAmnesiac
I've given all I can. It's not enough.
So, speaking as an almost 81 71 61 51 41 31 21 year old, I have many unimportant and stupid ass shit to say on the matter, most of which I learned from The X-Files.
If you're going to try to tell me that you could flip the channel when my Special Agent Redheaded Goddess Dana Scully was on screen, then you can chortle my balls.
So there's a lot of talk lately about these sketchy videos showing highly trained pilots seeing UFOs.
I'm not going to post any links. Look it up your goddamn self. I just want to think about Scully right now. Mmm. Scully. A female character who was nearly entirely written by men. I'm just going to not think about that aspect.
But seriously. Aliens visiting this dipshit duckfuck goonswamp of a planet? Are you fucking kidding me?
A warming planet, with dwindling resources, with a wildly dangerous human infestation? Any beings smart enough to conquer interstellar travel would take one look at planet Earth and immediately fly off in the opposite direction. Not worth the trouble.
"I don't know, Captain. This might be a great time to showcase our buttprobe technology. Why don't we find the drunkest mountain hillybilly loner we can and jam our probes way up in there. Forget the mysteries of the universe - they can wait. We need to know what's going on way up down deep in this alcoholic redneck's rectum. And we need to know it now."
As far as aliens go, I have only one concern:
If you're going to try to tell me that you could flip the channel when my Special Agent Redheaded Goddess Dana Scully was on screen, then you can chortle my balls.
So there's a lot of talk lately about these sketchy videos showing highly trained pilots seeing UFOs.
I'm not going to post any links. Look it up your goddamn self. I just want to think about Scully right now. Mmm. Scully. A female character who was nearly entirely written by men. I'm just going to not think about that aspect.
But seriously. Aliens visiting this dipshit duckfuck goonswamp of a planet? Are you fucking kidding me?
A warming planet, with dwindling resources, with a wildly dangerous human infestation? Any beings smart enough to conquer interstellar travel would take one look at planet Earth and immediately fly off in the opposite direction. Not worth the trouble.
"I don't know, Captain. This might be a great time to showcase our buttprobe technology. Why don't we find the drunkest mountain hillybilly loner we can and jam our probes way up in there. Forget the mysteries of the universe - they can wait. We need to know what's going on way up down deep in this alcoholic redneck's rectum. And we need to know it now."
As far as aliens go, I have only one concern:
