GreenHopper 20 going on 60 Jun 5, 2017 #42 'Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
momofthegoons Vapor Accessory Addict Staff member Jun 5, 2017 #43 "We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."
momofthegoons Vapor Accessory Addict Staff member Jun 14, 2017 #44 I guess, technically, this is two lines?
momofthegoons Vapor Accessory Addict Staff member Jun 19, 2017 #45 Between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before.
Stevenski Enter the Dragon Jun 20, 2017 #46 I have always found Winston Churchills retort to Lady Astor to be an upper echelon one liner. "You, Mr Churchill, are drunk." "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning."
I have always found Winston Churchills retort to Lady Astor to be an upper echelon one liner. "You, Mr Churchill, are drunk." "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning."
Sixstringsmash Where am I? Jun 29, 2017 #47 EDIT: Just read @Stevenski churchill post and since everyone loves a nice churchill retort I'll share my favorite(also to Lady Nancy Astor): Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife, I'd put poison in your tea." Churchill: "If I were your husband, I'd drink it!" Last edited: Jun 29, 2017
EDIT: Just read @Stevenski churchill post and since everyone loves a nice churchill retort I'll share my favorite(also to Lady Nancy Astor): Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife, I'd put poison in your tea." Churchill: "If I were your husband, I'd drink it!"
momofthegoons Vapor Accessory Addict Staff member Jul 7, 2017 #48 Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.
momofthegoons Vapor Accessory Addict Staff member Aug 3, 2017 #50 Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
fluffhead Hand of the Queen Aug 3, 2017 #51 You'll never get hemorrhoids because you're a perfect asshole.
momofthegoons Vapor Accessory Addict Staff member Aug 17, 2017 #52 The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
momofthegoons Vapor Accessory Addict Staff member Oct 14, 2017 #54 I love asking children what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas.
momofthegoons Vapor Accessory Addict Staff member Nov 29, 2018 #57 The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
Baron23 Well-Known Member Nov 29, 2018 #58 Lord Sandwich said to Foote, “which do you think will happen to you first, disease or acquaintance with the gallows.” Foote replied, “That depends upon circumstances, which are these, whether I embrace your Lordship’s mistress, or your principles.”
Lord Sandwich said to Foote, “which do you think will happen to you first, disease or acquaintance with the gallows.” Foote replied, “That depends upon circumstances, which are these, whether I embrace your Lordship’s mistress, or your principles.”
ataxian In a BLACK HOLE! Nov 29, 2018 #60 Helios said: “Money talks. But all mine ever says is goodbye.” Click to expand... I’ve been poor and rich! Rich is better.
Helios said: “Money talks. But all mine ever says is goodbye.” Click to expand... I’ve been poor and rich! Rich is better.