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Lunacy Fur Babies & other critters (the pets thread)

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Nation’s Dogs Vow To Keep Their Shit Together During 4th Of July Fireworks
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WASHINGTON—Admitting that their behavior in previous years had left them embarrassed and ashamed, the nation’s dogs announced Thursday that they intend on keeping their shit together during this year’s Fourth of July fireworks displays. “Though we recognize we have not always demonstrated the most poise and self-control on this particular holiday, we want to assure everyone that this will finally be the year we don’t completely lose it and freak out upon hearing the booming of distant fireworks,” said Duchess, a 6-year-old cocker spaniel, adding that the country’s 80 million dogs aim to avoid cowering under the coffee table or uncontrollably urinating on the kitchen floor in a moment of pure panic after neighbors light off firecrackers or bottle rockets. “We’ve been preparing for the past few months, and we think we’ll finally be able to maintain our composure this time around. We can’t promise that we won’t whimper a little or try to jump up and sit next to you on the couch, but we’re definitely not going to sprint in circles around the living room or howl continuously until the noises stop.” The nation’s dogs concluded by acknowledging they could not guarantee that they won’t go completely apeshit the next time the doorbell rings.

Keep your pets safe.
 
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Ended up in the ER the other day, and there was a woman in the waiting room who had been walking her tiny dog, and an off leash pitbull ran up, and attacked her. She was covered in blood, and had been knocked into a pile of dog crap. Her finger was bitten off, and she was holding it to see if it could be reattached.
No bad dogs, just bad owners. The woman knows the neighbor with the pitbull, (who came up behind the dog), and left a message for her lawyer while at the ER. Someone is getting sued, and the poor dog will be quarantined if proof of rabies shots aren't shown, and , of course, put down. No favor to the pit to not train it, and let it off leash. Sad all the way around.
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A friend of ours was wearing a costume at work and posted a picture on IG. I said to my son, "Quick, put bat wings and a wig on the dog, and get him down there! They could be Twinsies".
The wig didn't get slapped on until the last second, but out friend was thrilled, and Tesla got a nice long walk after the picture was taken, sans wig. Best dog in the world, and for sure the best son.
 

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