When I was in middle school I made a dish of noodles with sauce. There were little bugs in the noodles. I didn’t realize until I was half way done eating the noodles.
About 20 years ago every time I used my oven I smelled something horrible. I called the appliance repair guy to come out. He said he had seen this before, or should I say smelled it before. He said I needed a new stove. A mouse got caught between the back of the oven and the insulation.
A few bugs swallowed while riding my bike in my lifetime.
None of my children smeared a poopy diaper on the walls of their room - thank god. I’ve heard stories about that.
