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Lunacy Laughs, just the laughs please (and other internetz weirdness)
- Thread starter dorkus_molorkus
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Omg... nothing like a little moral support... 
Oh... she's got the moves! 
I can't figure out if this is serious or......
I can't figure out if this is serious or......
Mrs. Esposito went to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son,
Anthony
A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Maria. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mama
Moral: Never Bulla Shita your Mama
Ozzy... why don't you rinse...
Omg... is she making up the language and not just the words?
felvapes
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I don't know.... it might be the edible I had... but I think this is hilarious....
felvapes
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I don't know.... it might be the edible I had... but I think this is hilarious....
Lol
When it comes face to face with the lady in the water
Big googly eyes and it's little Trex arms...
Snot montser
Baron23
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ah, boys....and now you know why we all are the way we are! haha
Baron23
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So, normally I would expect this article to star with "A Florida man....". But, a UK man will do also! haha
Car explodes after driver sprays 'excessive' amount of air freshener before lighting cigarette
A driver in England accidentally blew up his car when he lit a cigarette after spraying air freshener inside, officials said.
The unidentified man sprayed an "excessive" amount of aerosol spray in his car, which was parked in Halifax, West Yorkshire, on Saturday when he decided to grab a cigarette.
MISSOURI WOMAN'S DRY SHAMPOO EXPLODES, SHATTERS CAR SUNROOF
Witnesses told the Manchester Evening News they heard an "enormous bang" — and saw the car's windows shatter and nearby buildings shake.
A car exploded in England on Saturday after the driver sprayed air freshener inside before lighting a cigarette, officials said. (West Yorkshire Fire and Rescue Service)
The driver reportedly made it out of the car with minor injuries and was treated by first responders, but West Yorkshire Police said in a statement the situation "could have been worse."
"The owner of a car parked on that street and had used an air freshener can but not ventilated his car before lighting his cigarette," West Yorkshire Police said in a statement. "The fumes exploded and blew out his windscreen, along with some windows at nearby business premises."
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The street was briefly closed while authorities — who warned members of the public to "be careful and follow guidelines when using air freshener cans" — investigated.
Car explodes after driver sprays 'excessive' amount of air freshener before lighting cigarette
A driver in England accidentally blew up his car when he lit a cigarette after spraying air freshener inside, officials said.
The unidentified man sprayed an "excessive" amount of aerosol spray in his car, which was parked in Halifax, West Yorkshire, on Saturday when he decided to grab a cigarette.
MISSOURI WOMAN'S DRY SHAMPOO EXPLODES, SHATTERS CAR SUNROOF
Witnesses told the Manchester Evening News they heard an "enormous bang" — and saw the car's windows shatter and nearby buildings shake.
A car exploded in England on Saturday after the driver sprayed air freshener inside before lighting a cigarette, officials said. (West Yorkshire Fire and Rescue Service)
The driver reportedly made it out of the car with minor injuries and was treated by first responders, but West Yorkshire Police said in a statement the situation "could have been worse."
"The owner of a car parked on that street and had used an air freshener can but not ventilated his car before lighting his cigarette," West Yorkshire Police said in a statement. "The fumes exploded and blew out his windscreen, along with some windows at nearby business premises."
CLICK HERE TO GET THE FOX NEWS APP
The street was briefly closed while authorities — who warned members of the public to "be careful and follow guidelines when using air freshener cans" — investigated.
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