So when I went to see The Suicide Squad one of the girl's boyfriend's was THIS GUY.
He was drunk off his ass in the AM and walked out of the bathroom screaming, "Fuck yeah, man! This is some serious shit, bro. Like seriously. Wooooo!"
We all know that guy who talks like that. And not ironically. And they don't even know they're that guy. "Dude, bro, seriously, and bullshit" are their verbal weapons of choice.
"Dude, are you fucking seriously serious with this fucking bullshit? Bro, that shit is total fucking bullshit. I'm so sick of this shit. Seriously. I'm not even joking about this bullshit."
I guess they're called "Dude Bro Guys." They tend to be in their 20s and drink PBR like it's water.
I enjoy a light breakfast lager as much as the next guy, but this was absurd. And "seriously" obnoxious. At least she shut him up once the movie started. For the most part.