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Lunacy Strange Products
- Thread starter CarolKing
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t-dub
Vapor Sloth
Need to take that really personal selfie? Try this endoscope/vibrator . . . 
I think @dorkus_molorkus would love one of these . . .
I think @dorkus_molorkus would love one of these . . .
dorkus_molorkus
Active Member
ahem- I think you may misunderstand what it is I do here.
I see the senility is kicking in, you hired a janitor remember?
Its ok, allow me to help.
@OldOyler - mop and bucket required over here in the strange products thread,
we have a code 'brown', I repeat we have a code 'brown', the Eagle has dropped the log.
Mom has spilt her 'coffee'...... again.
Mom, Ive just ordered you a book to help you find what fits yr lifestyle. I imagine you will be riding horses and doing cartwheels on the beach again with confidence soon.
Need to take that really personal selfie? Try this endoscope/vibrator . . .
I think @dorkus_molorkus would love one of these . . .
Not so sure about that. I can see a design flaw.
It needs to be at least 10'' long or it needs a lanyard of some kind.
I can see it getting err 'lost'
Imagine if that lanyard was of long strands of horse hair?
One could play that game of 'my little pony' like I saw on the internet.
them crazy germans. well it was all good until Hans tried to give me a carrot.
Then it got weird.
ahh good times.
Is it wrong I'm a little aroused?
Is it wrong? hell no, in fact I think its compulsory.
we all know the crazy bitches go off in the sack & trust me she does.
In fact I think I will go and tell mrs dorkus right now that you are a fan......
For $20 I can get ya some 3 day old panties?
guaranteed to contain all of the 'popular' fluids and residues.
For an extra $10 I will throw in a few of mine as well.
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GreenHopper
20 going on 60
GreenHopper
20 going on 60
BD9
Leaf Dawg
Giant Gummy Bears Party Python, 8 ft, 26.9 lbs. $149.95 ($5.77 / pound)
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LT3L7AO/?tag=buzz0f-20&ascsubtag=4344913%2C22%2C43%2Cdesktop%2Cmatwhitehead%2Caustralia%2Cgoogle.com
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LT3L7AO/?tag=buzz0f-20&ascsubtag=4344913%2C22%2C43%2Cdesktop%2Cmatwhitehead%2Caustralia%2Cgoogle.com
GreenHopper
20 going on 60
Giant Gummy Bears Party Python, 8 ft, 26.9 lbs. $149.95 ($5.77 / pound)
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LT3L7AO/?tag=buzz0f-20&ascsubtag=4344913%2C22%2C43%2Cdesktop%2Cmatwhitehead%2Caustralia%2Cgoogle.com
Identified via the use of incognito browsing and duckduckgo for obvious reasons. I don't need these popping up in my Amazon or Google suggestions for the next 12 months
Melting Pot
Sick&Twisted
GreenHopper
20 going on 60
Workin' at the Dog wash...
Look how happy that little fella is!
Look how happy that little fella is!
GreenHopper
20 going on 60
10 Weird, Wacky & Just Plain Dumb Pet Products
Is it real? Who knows, depends upon how much you trust the above source's accuracy.
I don't think many would have been sold though, most dog owners don't like torturing their beloved friends.
Having said that, I bet this would work out great for the kids
Melting Pot
Sick&Twisted
I was gonna say, the only happy looking one is her in a wierd demented kinda way.Workin' at the Dog wash...
Look how happy that little fella is!
GreenHopper
20 going on 60
The more I look at the picture the more the dog starts to look like a really sad oil painting thats melting away.
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