Two Year Anniversary Giveaway!!!

[LesPlenty]

Looks like a flash fish tank but it is actually the Great Barrier Reef, or Great Barry a Reefer as we used to call it.
I would love to watch some Green Sea Turtles gliding by from the comfort of a glass bottom boat;



A Tera through a gravity bong sounds about right, plenty of water for it!

 

[Madri-Gal]

The most important thing when attempting a jail break, is blending in. Camouflage is vitally important for blending in and being unnoticed.

You also need a zebra
Four is better

Almost as important, is having assistance and a warm welcome on the outside. A community of like minded spirits is ideal

With every escape there is cunning and there is luck. I know I'm smart, but I'm also lucky.
Stripes were in this year.
Where: To the Shore in a Coach and Four
Why: Because stripes are so slimming in swimwear
What vape: The Crafty.
Why: To remind people I am. It's both subliminal and sublime
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[elykpeace]

Last day for entries! Good luck everyone. Have a safe and happy holiday!

 

[Madri-Gal]

I love my tube
It's so soft and huge
I think it's bigger than anyone's

I take it out
When I'm going about
And I squeeze it for the best kind of funs

Where : Back to before my Tube 'O Lube was used
Why : I'm chafing
What Vape : Plenty
Why: Because I wish there were more in my Lube Tube. I always need plenty

 

[BD9]

For the longest 'time' I thought Big Ben was the name of a British porn star.

Where: On top of Big Ben (the clock! not the porn star) while listening to Chicago's 25 Or 6 to 4

Why: Seemed like a good idea at the 'time'.

What Vape: The Fierce by Healthy Rips

Why: Because the display is as massive as Ol' Ben's. And, after a few sessions I may not know if I'm vaping at 4:00pm or 4:00am or 400 F.

 

[Madri-Gal]

I'd like to go back to when I young, and select a different kind of man. Different is good, and I crave variety. I want One who is tall, with a good head on his shoulders. I want him Crafty, because smarts are Sexxxy. I want him Mighty, because strength is needed to protect those you love. I want him Fierce, to fight on the side of Truth. He should have Fury 2 to fight Injustice in the World. I want him to be my Sidekick, but he should be Solo when I meet him, as no one needs another Gal's Guy. I want him to be the Air that I breathe, and the Beat of my Heart, and I want him to be around and not Ghost me if we have problems. He should have the patience of a Saint, and the calm of da Buddha. His smile should be an Elev8R, and if he's at all athletic, I wouldn't mind if he were a Super Surfer, as I love a day at the beach. Life is complicated, and if he could help me sort out my LSV's and SSV's and EQ's, I'd appreciate it more than I can say. It would be a dream if he were out if his head in love with me, but no one should ever lose his head. It wouldn't bother me if he were to lose his heart to me, and I mine to him. With so much choice, and so much to love, my man with the perfect choice for me.

If only it were so easy to select an outfit.

My ideal man. If he gets too high, he just gets another head.


Where : Romantic-Land Selection Station
Why : To Build A Better Beau
What Vape : Crafty, Mighty, Fierce, Fury 2, Ghost, Elev8R, Solo, Air, Super Surfer, Sidekick, SSV, LSV, Arizer EQ, and da Buddha.
Why : VAS, variety and vaping

 

[Melting Pot]

The place where we spread my Dads ashes,Top of mtn Big Bear lake Cali.
Vap cap and a distillate cart for convenience.
Just go there and chill and chief out with the old man.
Medicate for pain, depression,anxiety,sleep,eating just basic wellness of life.

Wow motg 2 yrs congratulations that's really awesome.

 

[Madri-Gal]

Well the vape selection should be easy. I'd like a Solo, and I mean a Solo, not a Solo II. Millie wants a Volcano. More likely, I'd bring a Volcano. There's power enough for everyone, and each gets his own balloon while sharing. It's always that way. Compromise. Share. It doesn't help that Millie is the Pretty One. I'm the Brainy One, but what good does that do me? It's not like I went off to college like I wanted. No one is interested in a smart girl. Not while one who is so friendly and bubbly is nearby. I've always been the quiet one, the level headed one. Millie has always been so vivacious and popular. I'd never get invited anywhere if it weren't for her.

Don't get me wrong, I dearly love Mildred. Everyone loves Mildred, and Mildred loves everyone.
Truth be told, she's a but of a slut. A tramp. A harlot. Millie gets around, and I get a great deal if reading done. What else am I going to do? I try not to eavesdrop, but it's not my fault if they get rowdy and the volume rises. I hear things. I see things. I know more than Millie gives me credit for.

It doesn't matter though, does it? If I told anyone of what I know, Millie would hear of it one way or another. Who wants to fight with her sister everyday forever? No, Millie's secrets are safe with me. My sister and I are close. I'd like to keep it that way.

Where: To before I suggested that paternity test. Well before, to give me time to not suggest it.
Why : The past is best not remembered. Or erased. I don't know. Millie wants to see Billy again, and what am I going to do? Say no? If course I'm going. Maybe she wants to go back so she can use birth control. I reminded her at the time, but she wasn't thinking with the right brain. Now she knows. We go back, we " fix" it.
What Vape: I'd like a Solo, but we'll go Volcano. Again.
Why : Millie is my better half, and I want a vape that we all can use, as in all of us. Millie, Tilly and Billy, silly. Plus, Baby R. sucks balloons the way most babies suck bottles. (That would be Baby Really?!)

 

[LesPlenty]

The North Pole on Christmas eve

I would go Christmas eve so I could get friendly and party with Mrs. Claus


We would share a S&B balloon or 2 because all parties are better with balloons.

 

[Madri-Gal]

What I'd like to do, is go downstairs the next time I have company, and the noise starts. It only ever happens when I'm busy. Suddenly, you hear a crash, but an hour later when you look, no one us there. There's only one vape for it, and that's a ghost. I've never seen a ghost vape, but I've never seen a ghost, and I believe both exist. You cannot, and I mean cannot, convince me that ghosts don't vape. Of course they vape. It's just foolish to think otherwise. Smoke would smell like weed and give a ghost away entirely. They're ghosts, not hippies. Unless they are the ghosts of hippies. They might smoke. That's a culture thing.

Where : downstairs
Why : To find out who's been eating my jam
What Vape: Ghost
Why : it's the Official Vape Of Ghosts

 

[Melting Pot]

A cool vape spot down the street from my dads house. Brought the evic mini with a distillate cart for ease of carrying on the bike.
Just to get away.

 

[Madri-Gal]

The last visit with Uncle Elmer didn't go as well as I'd hoped. I'd like to go back and interfere...intervene, but Uncle Elmer became so besotted with One Special Pig, Ruby. Ruby loved Uncle Elmer, and she loved balloons from a Volcano vape. Our vape shall be a Volcano for us to share, if Ruby isn't a total pig about it.

They started off as friends. Drinking buddies, really. Uncle Elmer always did like the bubbly.

They were a regular pair of drunken swingers, truth be told.

They were happy

And thought there luck would last

Over time, Ruby got bigger and bigger, and Uncle seemed to get smaller in the relationship

They were tired and looked older than their years

It turned out Ruby wasn't fat, she was pregnant
Ruby continued to drink, so they were soused piggies
Yet, it was a full and happy home
Full of drunken revelry
Unfortunately, Uncle Elmer guessed the truth

The piglets weren't his.

Uncle Elmer loved those piggies as if they were his own.
Unfortunately, Ruby never quite forgave Uncle Elmer for barbecuing her lover
And Uncle Elmer never quite forgave Ruby for rutting around with a pig

I think vaping could have saved them.
They both continued to drink, and I think, in the end Uncle Elmer loved Ruby, still.
We never blamed him. After all, who doesn't love bacon?

Where : To visit Uncle Elmer and Aunt Ruby
Why: to share time and a vape with the ones I love
What Vape: the Volcano
Why : it's strong enough to keep a pig happy. Aunt Ruby would be vakin' bacon

 

[Moses Baca]

Any bikers out there? I love biking. I love bike touring. Self-contained, everything you need, everything you have, strapped to your bike. The simplicity of a bicycle harmonizes perfectly with the simplicity of a vapcap. I'd love to bicycle tour the US with my vapcap.

 

[Madri-Gal]

The VapeAsylum is where I will be
Where I can hang with the best company

I'll come here and stay
And vape every day
With vapor so thick you cant see

My selection is ample
As each vape I will sample
As cannabis vapor flows free

The air may be hazy
But we're all quite crazy
I think about this we agree

Where : VaporAsylum
Why: it's my happy place
Which vape: ever damn one
Why: VAS strikes again

 

[momofthegoons]

Happy 4/20 everyone! The day is finally here!

And thanks to everyone who participated in the contest. This has been a blast reading all of the places you'd like to vape. And now... without further ado.....

Our winner is......

Post #21..... @Shredder you are the winner!!!


Now... who besides me is surprised that @Madri-Gal didn't win lol? For all your efforts I'd like to send you a t-shirt and some stickers as well. Maybe a Dyna coil?

Both of you hit me up via pm please. And congratulations!

 

[elykpeace]

Happy 4/20 everyone! The day is finally here!

And thanks to everyone who participated in the contest. This has been a blast reading all of the places you'd like to vape. And now... without further ado.....

Our winner is......

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Post #21..... @Shredder you are the winner!!!


Now... who besides me is surprised that @Madri-Gal didn't win lol? For all your efforts I'd like to send you a t-shirt and some stickers as well. Maybe a Dyna coil?

Both of you hit me up via pm please. And congratulations!

Congrats you lucky ducks!

Happy 420 everyone!

 

[Stevenski]

Congratulations @Shredder on winning such an awesome prize.

Thank you to all participants for contributing. All the entries were in the spirit of the competition & you never know when your number will come up in one of these things.

 

[Kurtdigglur]

Happy 4/20 VA. Congrats to the winners. I honestly believed it would be @Madri-Gal , she definitely backed me down from reposting at times. I felt like a boxer that kept losing each round and was afraid to enter the ring for the next. @ Shredder enjoy those beautiful pieces. Stay vaped VA.

 

[LesPlenty]

Happy Birthday VA and congrats to @Shredder, you will have to upload a function vid, I might just have to buy one myself.
https://smokinjs.com/1'-Tall-Hand-Blown-Glass-Shower-Head-Glass-on-Glass-Bubbler-MMBB10/
Any other links to it?

 

[Moses Baca]

Congrats @Shredder!