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Medical Uses: Inflammation, pain relief, nausea, depression, anxiety
These buds are very tight, dense and round. They also tend to shimmer with an immense layer of trichomes, when grown correctly. This strain is quickly becoming a favorite in dispensaries across the United States. Eighths of this strain go for around $55 in California. Hey Dave is a stinky strain, so make sure to jar it up tight, if discretion is desired.
In 9 to 10 weeks of flowering Hey Dave will have produced glorious buds that seem to light up like a disco ball under natural or indoor lighting. These buds are very dense and not very large. Hydroponic growing seems to work incredibly well with Hey Dave and it also seems to respond incredibly well to supercropping. Look for this strain in clone or seed form on your next trip to the club. It's going to be well worth your while to add it to your garden.