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Rant When You Call A Woman Out For Being The C-word

EveryDayAmnesiac

I've given all I can. It's not enough.
I made a post recently and I neglected to mention one major aspect.

I saw her at the gas station ... and I went all Ledger Joker on her. Glaring at her with my hands hanging around my hips. Looking psycho. I looked like Ledger in Dark Knight before he was about to rob the bank.

And when she walked out, I got right up in her cute little pixie face, and with all the right body language, I called her a phony cunt.

Yeah. I used that word.

No, that's not something you should ever say. But trust me, ladies, she was. And is. And you girls know what I mean.

She stood there. Stunned. Shaken. Couldn't believe I had said that in front of a crowd.

And then she got back into the car of the poor schmo she was using for rides around town and cackled with laughter as they drove away.

Why do you women have to act that way? !!!
 

CarolKing

Always in search of the perfect vaporizer
Asshole is my pronoun of choice. That works for a woman as well!

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EveryDayAmnesiac

I've given all I can. It's not enough.
Well, it's raining. So I'm going to re-cover up my garbage bag of a car window.

And I'm going to call "Harley Quinn." She's probably stoned already. Her laugh makes it clear.

She's been in the mental ward 18 times.

So she knows I'm her Joker.

It's true love, baby.

Or maybe something else.

At least I got her to quit smoking and start vaporizing? :thinker:
 

EveryDayAmnesiac

I've given all I can. It's not enough.
So ...

My little Harley has decided to drive 7 hours across the state to come and see me.

She told me this 3 hours into her trip.

Psycho girls are the shit.

I'm going to keep Lucille handy. LIke really handy. Like totally handy.
 

Tincandtoke

Well-Known Member
So ...

My little Harley has decided to drive 7 hours across the state to come and see me.

She told me this 3 hours into her trip.

Psycho girls are the shit.

I'm going to keep Lucille handy. LIke really handy. Like totally handy.

So dating involves barbed wire wrapped bats?

Give her a chance
Watch the impulse control
 

Baron23

Well-Known Member
@EveryDayAmnesiac - keep calling women cunts and at some point this will indeed be your fate. Just saying


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EveryDayAmnesiac

I've given all I can. It's not enough.
To be fair, is there any better way to die?


Othter than quoiting Shskespeare .... I don't know how you can do better in this day and age.

Yeah.

:smug:
 

EveryDayAmnesiac

I've given all I can. It's not enough.
@arb I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. You will need to explain this to me.
 

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