Rant When You Call A Woman Out For Being The C-word

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

I made a post recently and I neglected to mention one major aspect.

I saw her at the gas station ... and I went all Ledger Joker on her. Glaring at her with my hands hanging around my hips. Looking psycho. I looked like Ledger in Dark Knight before he was about to rob the bank.

And when she walked out, I got right up in her cute little pixie face, and with all the right body language, I called her a phony cunt.

Yeah. I used that word.

No, that's not something you should ever say. But trust me, ladies, she was. And is. And you girls know what I mean.

She stood there. Stunned. Shaken. Couldn't believe I had said that in front of a crowd.

And then she got back into the car of the poor schmo she was using for rides around town and cackled with laughter as they drove away.

Why do you women have to act that way? !!!

 

[momofthegoons]

Sounds to me like she was 'compensating...' She knew exactly why you called her that.

Why do you women have to act that way? !!!

Same reason you guys can be total dicks LOL.

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

 

[CarolKing]

Asshole is my pronoun of choice. That works for a woman as well!

 

[Tincandtoke]

Dude

Need to find Harley Quinn at a comic book convention

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Well, it's raining. So I'm going to re-cover up my garbage bag of a car window.

And I'm going to call "Harley Quinn." She's probably stoned already. Her laugh makes it clear.

She's been in the mental ward 18 times.

So she knows I'm her Joker.

It's true love, baby.

Or maybe something else.

At least I got her to quit smoking and start vaporizing?

 

[Tincandtoke]

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Why does every human encounter I have go like this ??? !!!


I am totally normal and I don't bloody understand.

 

[arb]

After watching you a bit the need seems so,so obvious.
You need to take matters into your own hands,get a firm grip on it and............that's one of my favorite words to bellow in public.

 

[Marlon Rando]

Why do you women have to act that way? !!!

I dont think there is a cure for it.

It starts in these stomping grounds for some.

 

[Tincandtoke]

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

So ...

My little Harley has decided to drive 7 hours across the state to come and see me.

She told me this 3 hours into her trip.

Psycho girls are the shit.

I'm going to keep Lucille handy. LIke really handy. Like totally handy.

 

[Tincandtoke]

So ...

My little Harley has decided to drive 7 hours across the state to come and see me.

She told me this 3 hours into her trip.

Psycho girls are the shit.

I'm going to keep Lucille handy. LIke really handy. Like totally handy.

So dating involves barbed wire wrapped bats?

Give her a chance
Watch the impulse control

 

[Squiby]

 

[Baron23]

@EveryDayAmnesiac - keep calling women cunts and at some point this will indeed be your fate. Just saying

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

To be fair, is there any better way to die?


Othter than quoiting Shskespeare .... I don't know how you can do better in this day and age.

Yeah.

 

[arb]

To be fair, is there any better way to die?


Othter than quoiting Shskespeare .... I don't know how you can do better in this day and age.

Yeah.

You could die at 98 breaking your neck jumping out the second story window cuz your newest 18 year old girlfriends husband came home early..............that sound better or worse for you?

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

@arb I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. You will need to explain this to me.

 

[arb]

@arb I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. You will need to explain this to me.

That makes us even I reckon.





You said what better way to die and I proposed an alternative I found more appealing.

 

[Squiby]