420 Giveaway

[momofthegoons]

It's that time of year again folks......our favorite holiday!!! ​

What better way to celebrate than a giveaway? ​

First prize - A Mighty vape donated by @PuffItUp and a long sleeved asylum t-shirt.​

Second and third prizes - the 2nd and 3rd place winners will get a Dynavap M and mini
torch.

So let's get our 420 party on! ​

• This contest is open to all asylum inmates (including staff).
• Each member must caption the image in the previous post. Then they must post a new image to be captioned.
• Members may enter as many times as they like daily HOWEVER ANOTHER MEMBER MUST POST AN IMAGE BEFORE THEY CAN POST AGAIN.
• The winners will be chosen in a random number draw.
• The contest will run until 4/20/18. The winner will be announced on 4/21/18.

Good luck to everyone! And now....​

Caption this!

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[DieHard]

Him: I'm gonna pop....

Her: Give it to me Big Daddy!

 

[Philreal187]

"Running after snacks is not exercise"

 

[BD9]

"Running after snacks is not exercise"


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Because smoking lying down is more metal than smoking up right.

 

[Aezhenn]

How to make four legs make two.

Thanks Mom for this contest

 

[I'm Ron Burgundy?]

Him: “These smell intoxicating!”
Her: “Piss off Harold.”

 

[Vicki]

Him: “These smell intoxicating!”
Her: “Piss off Harold.”



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“This is what I think of you!”

 

[Philreal187]

"Catnip and Netflix please"

 

[BD9]

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"Two in the bush with Presidential Kush."

 

[UN~YAH]

"Two in the bush with Presidential Kush."

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"Mexico finally fortified the border wall"

 

[Mrbonsai710]

Goochie Goochie Goo! Whos a good theoretical physicist? You are Stephen.

 

[Aezhenn]

I'm ready and I hope you have good teeth!

 

[FreddieFresh]

"When I stare into this crystal ball I only see the past."



Thanks for the contest Mom!

 

[NizzyJones]

'See mom, I did it!'

 

[ddave]

'See mom, I did it!'

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^^^ Before you, the most Piney-flavored strain of them all!

 

[Mrbonsai710]

I see the problem! Damn radiator again.

 

[herbivore21]

I see the problem! Damn radiator again.

"My job just brought in compulsory drug testing, so I compromised by only allowing my hair to get high. Luckily they only check my pee".

 

[ddave]

"My job just brought in compulsory drug testing, so I compromised by only allowing my hair to get high. Luckily they only check my pee".

"Hmmm... Three levels of stairs, and I only wore two levels of bra???!!!!!"""

 

[YaMon]

"Not another fucking hanging chad!"

 

[ddave]

"Not another fucking hanging chad!"

Cough...

EDIT: This is a great idea for a thread! After the contest, please start a new thread with same topic!!!