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Lunacy Epic One Liners.......

GreenHopper

20 going on 60
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Baron23

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I believe that Disraeli deserves a post of his own.

The world is weary of statesmen whom democracy has degraded into politicians.
Benjamin Disraeli​

Never complain and never explain.
Benjamin Disraeli​


The difference between a misfortune and a calamity is this: If Gladstone fell into the Thames, it would be a misfortune. But if someone dragged him out again, that would be a calamity.

Benjamin Disraeli​


He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea, and that was wrong.

Benjamin Disraeli​

How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
Benjamin Disraeli​


In politics, nothing is contemptible.

Benjamin Disraeli​


There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Benjamin Disraeli​

And finally, that famous repartee:

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the
gallows or of some unspeakable disease.'


'That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli,
'whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.'
 

Baron23

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@momofthegoons - wow, the picture was showing on my end. Its a jpg and uploaded just fine?? Do you see it now?

Where's the Kaboom.jpg
 

Baron23

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Famous last words: "what the fuck was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima

Ok, that's terrible, truly horrible, completely inhumane.....but it has made me laugh every time since I was 10 y.o. (ok, can you say "arrested development, children?") LOL
 
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