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Lunacy Jokes

Groaner alert...

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A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

"If you are sleeping send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite,

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"

The husband, typically non romantic, replied:

"I am on the toilet. Please advise...."
 

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