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After putting 2020 to rest, I think it's time to smile and have some fun.


So let's have a giveaway!!!!! :biggrin:

What will you win?



Custom stand with bowl and stem made by @Aezhenn (includes Dynavap tip and cap)
Vertigo single flame torch

Asylum t-shirt, pin and stickers.

Here are some close ups of Aezhenn's stand and stem....

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What do you need to do? All you have to do is post something humorous. It can be a picture, a joke, a meme, a vid, a story....


One entry per day per member
Forum rules apply so no political content please. Any political content will be removed.
Winner will be chosen by a random number draw.
Comments are allowed but will not be counted as entries.

Contest ends 1-22-21 at midnight EDT
Winner will be announced 1-23-21

Prize must be claimed by 1-30-21 or a new number will be drawn.

Good luck everyone!!!
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Morris Schwartz is dying and on his deathbed.

He is surrounded by his nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, and knows the end is near. So he says to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses."
"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza."
"Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."

The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says to the wife, "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated so much property."

Sarah replies, "Property shmoperty...the schmuck had a newspaper route."

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