This is actually a locally available product here in Oz.
You know, I wish we had this product available locally to get people's attention.
Found this just for you bud :You know, I wish we had this product available locally to get people's attention.
I work at a laundromat - I'm actually the assistant manager, because, you know, I'm such a go-getter - and I'll tell you, most people need to be told there's this new invention called toilet paper!!!
First of all, it does a remarkable job at removing fecal remnants from the anus.
Secondly, it does a fantastic job at preventing goddamn poop stains on your goddamn underpants.
I'm not sure why people aren't embarrassed to drop off their shit-stained briefs and panties for anyone to see. Nor am I sure how they can have no shame and not leave a tip for my trouble and the psychological scars. Plus I no longer want to see a lady's underwear - it's a real shame.
My advice? Wipe properly. Then use baby wipes. Then take a wad of tissue, jam it up in there, then go about your day.
You did all you could do do man, no one could have asked for any thing more.That would have been nice. I still feel sorry for my coworker that stood waiting today. I even did a courtesy flush, but I'm afraid the damage had already been done by that time.