Voila! Lunch (late, a few hours ago) is soived...!:
Turkey, Prosciutto & Swiss Pocket
1 large pita cut in half, stuffed into itself
1 wad "all-natural" deli sliced, extremely dry, turkey breast
1 wad cheap, over-salty, sliced,
domestic prosciutto... crappy market doesn't even have imported, wtf?!
2 rather thin but large slices Finlandia Swiss cheese (full fat n salt)
20 or so, shakes salt & pepper (crazy humidity here)
1 thin layer German whole grain brown mustard
ZERO mayo
1 giant pile store brand (Hannaford's) salt & malt vinegar (full fat & salt) kettle chips
1 whole half sour pickle
1 bottle spring water
1 reused paper plate
1 bite taken outta sammich before pic
Bon Appétit!
(not)