GreenHopper 20 going on 60 Apr 5, 2017 #21 It's funny, when I walk into a spider web I demolish their home and misplace their dinner yet I still feel like the victim.
It's funny, when I walk into a spider web I demolish their home and misplace their dinner yet I still feel like the victim.
ddave Well-Known Member Accessory Maker Apr 5, 2017 #23 One day I thought of modding a pencil so there was an eraser on both ends, then upon further reflection, I found it to be pointless.
One day I thought of modding a pencil so there was an eraser on both ends, then upon further reflection, I found it to be pointless.
ddave Well-Known Member Accessory Maker Apr 6, 2017 #25 Saw a used TV for sale in a shop and the sign said "Cheap TV, Broken Volume Knob..." and I thought to myself "I can't turn that down!"
Saw a used TV for sale in a shop and the sign said "Cheap TV, Broken Volume Knob..." and I thought to myself "I can't turn that down!"
GreenHopper 20 going on 60 Apr 6, 2017 #26 What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
ddave Well-Known Member Accessory Maker Apr 6, 2017 #27 Odd, I thought the trash bag I just put on the trash can was two ply, turns out it was only a One Liner!!!!
Odd, I thought the trash bag I just put on the trash can was two ply, turns out it was only a One Liner!!!!
momofthegoons Vapor Accessory Addict Staff member Apr 6, 2017 #28 I could have been a baker but I couldn't raise the dough......
GreenHopper 20 going on 60 Apr 6, 2017 #29 I never make mistakes... I thought I did once; but I was wrong.
ddave Well-Known Member Accessory Maker Apr 6, 2017 #30 If I agreed with you, then we'd both be wrong!
CarolKing Always in search of the perfect vaporizer Apr 6, 2017 #31 1) We're going to need a bigger boat!! 2) What we have here is failure to communicate.
ddave Well-Known Member Accessory Maker Apr 6, 2017 #32 I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks, I didn't want to interrupt her.
Drexciya Homage to the deep sea dweller Apr 6, 2017 #33 I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat. Jimmy Carr
ddave Well-Known Member Accessory Maker Apr 6, 2017 #34 Roses are red, blue is the sky, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I ....
momofthegoons Vapor Accessory Addict Staff member Apr 8, 2017 #37 I wanted to be a doctor, but I didn't have any patience....