Lunacy Jokes

[Tincandtoke]

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If it has a visa or MasterCard symbol can't you just bypass the pin and run it as a credit charge

 

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So last century!
They have chainsaws on extension poles now
You can stand under the branch, cut it, and have it fall on you........I've heard

 

[Squiby]

Yup. My neighbour just bought one of those. Scary.

 

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[Tincandtoke]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".


A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"


Girl: "Girls are better than boys."
Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?"
Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."

 

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[arb]

The rapist is a running gag here...........sometimes you just need hug.

 

[Tincandtoke]

The rapist is a running gag here...........sometimes you just need hug.

Who was the unfortunate board member who spaced therapist?

 

[arb]

I am therapist you are the rapee.........session has started.
Don't judge me I just do what I'm told.

 

[Tincandtoke]

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The fact that you can derive the three word phrase from the one word........
The nomenclature for some professions needs to be scrutinized a little better

Edit: Sorry, I always go off topic
More word play

 

[arb]

We have a Dr.Weed here,she has zero sense of humor about it.

 

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