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Lunacy Laughs, just the laughs please (and other internetz weirdness)
- Thread starter dorkus_molorkus
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I dunno.. maybe it's me.. maybe it's what I vaped for breakfast. But this is hilarious to me right now...
dorkus_molorkus
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ahh this brings back memories.
Just like the old days.
Nome sane?
Just like the old days.
Nome sane?
Oh dear.... oh dear oh dear oh dear.....
Poor grandma.
Although... the look on her face was pretty good.
Suppose she should have had one of these hats... always pays to be prepared.
Although it does look more like something an anal spelunker might wear...
Oh.. and I baked you a cake!
Poor grandma.
Although... the look on her face was pretty good.
Suppose she should have had one of these hats... always pays to be prepared.
Although it does look more like something an anal spelunker might wear...
Oh.. and I baked you a cake!
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Omg... did you see that the family took grandma to the beach on vacation next?
dorkus_molorkus
Active Member
monkey shit doesnt wash itself off now does it?
Its ok, they then took her to the fair to say sorry.
sigh* Im going to hell arent I?
If they hadn't of got her so damn dizzy from spinning her like that she wouldn't have had to ride 'in the back' like she did... but I guess I understand not wanting her to spew in the back seat.
GreenHopper
20 going on 60
When you're from the farm, your perception is a little bit different.
A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mom and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".
The boy thought for a moment, then says, "You'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."
A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mom and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".
The boy thought for a moment, then says, "You'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."
GreenHopper
20 going on 60
dorkus_molorkus
Active Member
here have some culture.
Straya C*nts!
Straya C*nts!
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dorkus_molorkus
Active Member
Haircut & shave= 5 rupees
A vigorous head job from Lakshit= priceless!
Hit me, beat me , whip me............. Now id like a garlic naan, some hepatitis & a vindaloo thanks
A vigorous head job from Lakshit= priceless!
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Hit me, beat me , whip me............. Now id like a garlic naan, some hepatitis & a vindaloo thanks
A little spot for dad and the kids to have a day out....
EveryDayAmnesiac
I guess I just wasn't made for these times.
BD9
Leaf Dawg
Nice! I loved The IT Crowd. It got a little weird toward the end of the series but still a good show.
EveryDayAmnesiac
I guess I just wasn't made for these times.
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