Tincandtoke
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I've known a Todd....
I think it's Todd.
Did we know the same person?
Me and my mouth got reported frequently
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I've known a Todd....
I think it's Todd.
So this one is kind of my fault.
I do these bits and characters that are either remnants from my late teens to mid 20s when I thought I could be a comedian or do routines becuase I'm batshit crazy.
Turns out ... nobody thinks I'm funny ... except for me. And Sierra.
So I'm constantly subjecting Sierra to these routines and she decides she's going to serve it right back. And she's annoyed that I can do comedy characters and she can't. It's just not in her genes.
And the thing is ... it's one of my few skills. I'll get about 3/4 of the way through the routine before she realizes it's a bit and then she starts laughing while waiting for the punchline.
Now ... she dealt with a lot of Karens the year she worked at Taco Bell. I don't even know if Karens were a thing three years ago?
Anyway. That's her one comedy character. But it's so bloody obvious when she's trying to do a Karen bit I can hear and smell it coming a mile away. She can't even get 10 seconds into her own joke before she starts laughing at herself. I can see it before she even starts by the way she raises her shoulders.
Once she gets going, it ain't bad. It needs some work, but it ain't bad.
But it's gotten to the point where it's really fucking annoying.
So I told her, every time she goes into her Karen character, I'm going to be Bane.
Like in Batman Bane.
It's the easiest impression in the world to do. No matter how far off the mark you are, you'll sound like Bane. I threatened her with this specifially because I know how much that voice bothers her.
The best part? My Bane impression is shit. I mean, it's not even close.
Neither of us are prepared to back down at this point.
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