So, the circle and the crew and I had another hot wings competition.
We went vegan because ... vegan wings are like half the fucking price of actual chicken!
I don't know whom I stole this from, but I'd had a couple of drinks and was shooting my mouth off ... believe it or not.
"Boy, the prices of these chicken wings are sure FLYING HIGH and causing quite a FLAP! I just hope thieves with STICKY FINGERS don't run AFOUL of the law and attempt to steal them. Or we might have to DIP THEM into the justice system."
Yeah. I pretty much thought I was the funniest person in the world.