Lunacy What Would Your Name Be?

[momofthegoons]

So.... a little exercise.

To figure out what your name would be if you were are porn star, take the name of your first pet and the name of the first street you lived on....

Fifi Warwick here....

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Gatsby Orange Grove,

Skills-
suck a golf ball thru 20ft of nylex
able to self fellate, likes midgets


Appeared in:

Chix with dicks but no nips.
Dudes with dicks but no tits
When hetro met metro
Bukkake chef- where the secret ingredient is always the same
Bukkake chef 2- this time he ate asparagus
Bukkake chef 3- glazed like a donut

 

[OldOyler]

Hmmm.

That makes me...

MyPenis InATrashCan?

That's just spooky accurate, wow!

 

[t-dub]

I would be Jack Daniels Spring . . .

 

[His_Highness]

Damn it Mom! I'm going to abide by the rules of the post but I'm not happy......

"take the name of your first pet and the name of the first street you lived on...."

My first pet's name was Dinky (Yorky) and I lived on 1st Avenue so I guess that makes me Dinky One. Not exactly a ringing endorsement.

 

[momofthegoons]

so I guess that makes me Dinky One. Not exactly a ringing endorsement.

Lmfao..... the rulez be the rulez.....

 

[Kellya86]

Mine turns out to be quite good...

I'm Candy Crescent....

 

[NickDlow]

Stuart Camille here...

 

[VaporsVaporizer]

Smokey Lincoln

 

[I'm Ron Burgundy?]

Hercules Ellison

 

[momofthegoons]

Omg... some of these are priceless....

 

[CarolKing]

When I was a kid we had a golden retriever name Blondie and we lived on I remember living on a Rixie street so - Blondie Rixie.

 

[Philreal187]

Rex the hamster was my first pet (not counting family dogs) I grew up on 4th ave.

Rex fourth

 

[UN~YAH]

Sonny Belfast

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Brute Johnson.

No shit.

 

[GreenHopper]

Lucky* Victoria - Not exactly the porn star name I've always dreamed of having

*Lucky was a cat my parents rescued, he was obnoxious. We ended up with him because out of the 300 cats in the room he was the one that leapt off a closet and sank claws into my dads back. My dad took this as a sign that this meeting was meant to be so he brought the vicious little sod home to terrorise the kids (and our other feline friend) for years to come, I still have scars.

 

[BD9]

Kermit Red Bud

First puppy, Kermit the Dog.......

 

[Prolusio]

I'd be Lexus Duffield.

I guess I'm one of those classy porn stars

 

[Kellya86]

I'd be Lexus Duffield.

I guess I'm one of those classy porn stars

You named your pet after a car make....???

 

[Aezhenn]

Hi, I'd be Chatouille Feval ...