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Lunacy You Know You're Really Medicated When.........

Discussion in 'The Padded Cell' started by CarolKing, Apr 7, 2017.

  1. CarolKing

    CarolKing Always in search of the perfect vaporizer

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    You take a draw from your vaporizer and you already dumped your ABV. After a couple draws you realize there's nothing in the herb chamber.:torching:
     
  2. Fat Freddy

    Fat Freddy Active Member

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    ...when you grab a handful of potato sticks from the basket at the party and as you chew you realize they are REALLY stale...then upon closer inspection you discover you actually have a mouthful of Blue Tip, wooden matches!! :rofl:


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  3. Drexciya

    Drexciya Homage to the deep sea dweller

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    ... When you try to put on your second boxershort over your pants instead of putting socks on.
     
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    Squiby Well-Known Member

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    Sometimes I try to answer a call, but the ringing continues.

    Then I realize that I'm trying to answer my remote control.
     
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  5. Sixstringsmash

    Sixstringsmash Where am I?

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    When you forget that you have work in an hour and rush to get ready only to realize its 6 P.M and not 6 A.M
     
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    Squiby Well-Known Member

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    And worse yet, to not discover this untill you arrive at work only to find the parking lot empty....
     
  7. lazylathe

    lazylathe reaching maximum velocity...

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    When you snap out of stare and you have no idea how long you have been staring at whatever is in front of you!
     
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  8. momofthegoons

    momofthegoons Vapor Accessory Addict Staff Member

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    When you show up to help set up a wedding shower that's the next day.... in jeans with no makeup... and without the things you are supposed to bring.... and find out it starts in 20 minutes.....
     
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  9. GetLeft

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    You ask your wife what her day is looking like and she spends 5 minutes telling you.
    Then you ask you wife what her day is looking like.
    Imagine the look.

    [​IMG]

    And yes that really is my wife :love:
     

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  10. CarolKing

    CarolKing Always in search of the perfect vaporizer

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    When you think the door bell rings at your house and it's on TV.
     
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    OldOyler Well-Known Member

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    You have to tell yourself - out loud - "Stop that, you're an adult!".
     
  12. Sixstringsmash

    Sixstringsmash Where am I?

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    I don't think this one applies to me. I have to remind myself to act my age when I'm sober too :tongue: It very rarely works.
     
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    Baron23 Well-Known Member

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    hehehe....or when you are sucking the hell out of your HT on top of your EVO and happen to notice the loaded ELB still sitting on the table. I have done this, multiple times.

    Or, or when you are sucking the hell out of your HT on top of your EVO and happen to notice that the cap to the loaded ELB is still sitting on the table (and your HT is full of ground herb). I have also done this, multiple times.

    :doh::thinker::nut::yikes::shocked:
     
  14. momofthegoons

    momofthegoons Vapor Accessory Addict Staff Member

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    When you burn the bejesus (yes... I've branded myself again) on whatever hot item you are near at the time. I just hit my arm with the wand to my SSV. I think I've branded myself with every type of item you can use now; from stems to the vapes themselves. Sigh....
     
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    Baron23 Well-Known Member

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    @momofthegoons - are we back to the DBSM topic again! HAHAHA :naughty2::wink::rofl:
     
  16. Stevenski

    Stevenski Enter the Dragon Staff Member

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    There are a couple of stock standards for me.

    • I sway like i'm drunk when taking a piss before bed. Not that I miss the bowl but standing straight is a big effort & walking challenging. Not every night but at least twice a week.
    • Vaping way too much before the football starts & instantly regretting it. It frequently happens on Saturday afternoons & I wake up in the 2nd 1/2 or in the middle of the 3rd 1/4. Half time seems to catch me out & it inevitably happens in either a quality game or my team is playing.
    • When I grab a UD NonG thinking it is the cool one when it is the hot one I just put down.
     
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    Kellya86 Herb Gardener.....

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    When I get my phone out to do something specific, but by the time iv unlocked it, it's gone, and I'm left looking at a blank home screen for a while....

    So I give up and lock it and put it down...

    Then I remember and get it out again, but by the time i unlock it.......
    This can get frustrating....

    This issue has been greatly improved since owning a samsung galaxy note 7....
    Iris unlock is instant, so I just get my phone out, and it unlocks on its own, leaving my memory free to remember what it's doing....
     
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    Sixstringsmash Where am I?

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    On another phone related issue (yes this actually happened)

    You know your baked when you go to make a phone call and by the time they pick up you can't remember what you were calling them about in the first place.
     
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    Kellya86 Herb Gardener.....

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    Ah but then what do you do....
    Accept your poor memory and ask who you have just phoned, risking looking like a complete moron.... what if it's your boss...
    Your gonna look stupid...

    Or 'style' it out / blag it, whatever you call it, and hope you will recognise their voice or get a clue.... before they realise you don't know who you have rung...


    Personally, I just hang up.....
     
  20. dorkus_molorkus

    dorkus_molorkus Active Member

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    When this happens.



    pics or it didnt happen.
     
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