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Lunacy Jokes
- Thread starter Reflections
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In a convent in Ireland , the98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying.
Thenuns gathered around her bed tryingto make her last journey comfortable.
They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.
One of the nuns took the glass
back to the kitchen.
Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift theprevious Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.
Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held the glass to her lips.
The frail nun drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop.
As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader.
"Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us."
She raised herself up in bed on one elbow, looked at them and said:
"Don't sell that cow."
Thenuns gathered around her bed tryingto make her last journey comfortable.
They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.
One of the nuns took the glass
back to the kitchen.
Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift theprevious Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.
Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held the glass to her lips.
The frail nun drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop.
As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader.
"Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us."
She raised herself up in bed on one elbow, looked at them and said:
"Don't sell that cow."
Dynalowrider
Member
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No... not necessarily. I might not like it because it breaks this forum rule:
"Discussion regarding cannabis legalization and law is allowed here. Otherwise we are an apolitical forum and discussion of general politics is not allowed. They tend to create disharmony. Leave your drama at the door."
Dynalowrider
Member
Actually it's joke. All the above posts are off topic too: "A Place to post jokes and other amusing storys." Direct quote from the first post on here. Doc Holliday
Dynalowrider I appreciate your pointing out that loop hole in our rules. I have amended them. They now read:
"Discussion regarding cannabis legalization and law is allowed here. Otherwise we are an apolitical forum and general political content is not allowed. This includes discussion, memes, cartoons, and jokes. They tend to create disharmony. Leave your drama at the door."
Hopefully that makes it more clear.
Stevenski
Enter the Dragon
Since we're getting into semantics here.... Jokes are funny or amusing. Yours was neither. We both know that right?
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