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Lunacy Random Thoughts

Prison inured me to such mild minstrations from my fellow man..........lolz.
Maybe he had a,stone pissing around one of them shits makes a mutha squeal.
Dudes pissing a stone in agony amd someone beats his ass in confusion.........lolz.



I wonder if I am in trouble for ordering A fig walnut Alpha this evening.........her fault she took the Bocote away from me.
 
arb said:
Prison inured me to such mild minstrations from my fellow man..........lolz.
Maybe he had a,stone pissing around one of them shits makes a mutha squeal.
Dudes pissing a stone in agony amd someone beats his ass in confusion.........lolz.



I wonder if I am in trouble for ordering A fig walnut Alpha this evening.........her fault she took the Bocote away from me.
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Definitely wasn't a pain squeal lol

I've seen a lot of weird shit myself, it was just so unexpected and out of place it felt worse lol

That latest batch of dogs are awesome... thinking I'll have to get my hands on an alpha + core at some point
 
So lady friend, now that she knows how much it bothers me when she embarrasses me in public, has decided it's her new thing. And I made a mistake.




I made the mistake of showing her the guy at 0:12 seconds in, and then when he reappears at one minute in. I guess it's the funniest thing ever.

Sigh.

So we're driving around. And she is stoned as fuck, and she screams out at every car, "Rock and Roll, man, WOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

So it's funny, yes. We get to the grocery store. I tell her she needs to tone it down. We just need a few things. And I ask her nicely to just be on her best behavior.

This little actress is on her best behavior ... and then screams out, " ROCK AND ROLL, MAN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The whole fucking store heard her.

I don't even know what to say.
 
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Canned fried apples — a favorite among Aldi fans — are here to make fall baking easier​


I’ve never seen this where I live. Just canned apples but they aren’t fried. Seems kinda gross. If I fried apples I wouldn’t want them canned. I would want them crispy. I don’t understand, it says fat free. Are they fried or not?
Not sure if this is a strange product or a random thought.
 
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Canned fried apples — a favorite among Aldi fans — are here to make fall baking easier​


I’ve never seen this where I live. Just canned apples but they aren’t fried. Seems kinda gross. If I fried apples I wouldn’t want them canned. I would want them crispy. I don’t understand, it says fat free. Are they fried or not?
Not sure if this is a strange product or a random thought.
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Who's Aldi?
Need to see the back of that can
Cornstarch in a convection oven is my uneducated guess for the frying

I'm gonna go with a random thought about a strange product

Edibles are going strong so no vaping
 
Aldi is a supermarket similar to Wal-Mart. I believe they are German owned and are set to expand in the US. Fried Apples :yikes: ? This is what's wrong with eating in today's world, too much processed shit in a can. Eat real food :biggrin: Processed foods are what's making people fat, get heart disease, and die young. Think about that the next time you pop some food in the micro, and a soda to drink .
 
I educate kids in a community school so summer is over for me. With all the regulations and worries it’s been a really stressful week. I’m so glad it’s the weekend. I felt so defeated mid week, I think things are getting better. Hard to manage 500+ students and just so much room. Really, how do they all eat safely? School is where they need to be! So nice to see them.
 
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A friend from another time I found out passed away from Covid. He was only 52. So sad for all his friends and family. A strong healthy man with no underlying health conditions. Using some Berrylicious Oil in his honor.bonghit

Random thought not inviting covid conversation.:weed:
 
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Found these long neck shot glasses for cleaning the wands
10 minute soak and a pretty good clean
May leave the screen in next time

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No! I have no idea how jet got a bald patch over his eye
Since Angie passed there is a power vacuum and somebody forgot to tell Jet
Girls are mean!!!!
 
So Sierra has decided that pulling pranks on me is her new thing.

And they're really old pranks.

She short sheeted me last night. SHORT SHEETED. That shit is so old my great grampa would call it an old prank. And I was really tired too and it fucking pissed me off. Dealing with that fucking shit when I just wanted to sleep. And I could hear her laughing. Short sheeting someone in 2021? Are you fucking serious?


So I don't really do pranks exactly - what I do is tell absurd stories in such a serious way that people think they must be true. So ... it sent a little something like this.

"Sierra, I need to tell you about Zimbabwe."

"When were you ever in Zimbabwe?"

"This was like 20 years ago. It's really important and we need to talk about it."

"Uh ... okay."

"So I was in Zimbabwe because it was the only country that would legally allow this roller coaster to be made. See, it didn't have any seat belts or seat guards and it went 200 miles an hour and went 15 stories up with all kinds of twists and turns and people were just falling out left and right and plummeting to their deaths in a horribly violent fashion. It was unlike anything you've ever seen. The atrocity of it all. But what was the worst part was the end - they would submerge you underwater and unprotected for 20 straight minutes. I'm the only passenger who made it out alive. The doctors say I lost about 95% of my brain cells, but I never really noticed any difference. In retrospect, it wasn't a very good idea. A lot of people died needlessly. But man ... what a ride."


She actually looked it up! :rofl:


It's just this sketch from the 90s:

 
Well, if you enjoy absurdity, try making sense of this sketch.





Fun trivia - it was this sketch that got Bob Odenkirk the job of being Saul Goodman on Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul. Some people can just see talent in the absurdity.
 
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Well, if you enjoy absurdity, try making sense of this sketch.





Fun trivia - it was this sketch that got Bob Odenkirk the job of being Saul Goodman on Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul. Some people can just see talent in the absurdity.
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Loved Mr. Show and Sarah Silverman

Have a 10 am appointment on Wednesday to learn about medicating with cannabis
A program tailored to my specific medical needs will be formulated
I was asked if I had any experience medication dating with cannabis (where it states medication dating, it should state medicating but I liked the autocorrect)
I LIED
Leave it to autocorrect to throw me off making my point because all I can think about is medication dating with cannabis
Random thought
EDA Do you write skits? You have a title or theme; medication dating with cannabis
 
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