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Lunacy Random Thoughts

When you find out someone that you see on TV that’s been caught doing something discusting. Does it change your opinion of that person?
Jeffrey Toobin was caught masturbating during a zoom meet a while back. He is a legal consultant on news shows. He was given a leave of absence for 6 months or so. I need longer to forget about that. Now he’s back! I don’t think of him the same way anymore. I can’t get that out of my head, that he would do that during a meeting. Evidently he had his camera on, there were male and female coworkers watching. He worked for a large newspaper not sure if they rehired him. He was fired, I think he worked for the New Yorker. They were calling him zoomdick on social media is what I read. He has no shame!:doh:
 
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When you find out someone that you see on TV that’s been caught doing something discusting. Does it change your opinion of that person?
Jeffrey Toobin was caught masturbating during a zoom meet a while back. He is a legal consultant on news shows. He was given a leave of absence for 6 months or so. I need longer to forget about that. Now he’s back! I don’t think of him the same way anymore. I can’t get that out of my head, that he would do that during a meeting. Evidently he had his camera on, there were male and female coworkers watching. He worked for a large newspaper not sure if they rehired him. He was fired, I think he worked for the New Yorker. They were calling him zoomdick on social media is what I read. He has no shame!:doh:

It was a mistake, I hope
When did sexuality become disgusting?

He will live on getting giggles everywhere he goes
That's a life sentence for relieving some stress

If there is a ban on porn I'm just checking out
I can honestly tell you that seeing breasts does not turn me into a complete madman
Just a leering creep
 
Don’t get me wrong @Tincandtoke . I’m all for masturbation. I just don’t want to see others doing it without my permission, if I’m in the video chat. I think women think different about it than men IMO. I’m just stating I feel creepy about him now. If I would have been on the video chat I would have really felt extra creepy about him. He lost his job with the New Yorker far as I know. CNN felt they wanted to hire him back.
 
Don’t get me wrong @Tincandtoke . I’m all for masturbation. I just don’t want to see others doing it without my permission, if I’m in the video chat. I think women think different about it than men IMO. I’m just stating I feel creepy about him now. If I would have been on the video chat I would have really felt extra creepy about him. He lost his job with the New Yorker far as I know. CNN felt they wanted to hire him back.

As a man I would have felt the exact same way,
one does not "accidentally" masturbate.
 
Don’t get me wrong @Tincandtoke . I’m all for masturbation. I just don’t want to see others doing it without my permission, if I’m in the video chat. I think women think different about it than men IMO. I’m just stating I feel creepy about him now. If I would have been on the video chat I would have really felt extra creepy about him. He lost his job with the New Yorker far as I know. CNN felt they wanted to hire him back.

I would have been equally repulsed but I cannot imagine a lifetime of ridicule and loss of respect for the sake of exhibitionism
But you are right about the consent part of it
That is unforgivable
You cannot un-see it

What ever happened to pulling down the shades and closing the curtains
Oh yeah, we started recording everything
It just makes me laugh so much
I know its inappropriate
 
Don’t get me wrong @Tincandtoke . I’m all for masturbation. I just don’t want to see others doing it without my permission, if I’m in the video chat. I think women think different about it than men IMO. I’m just stating I feel creepy about him now. If I would have been on the video chat I would have really felt extra creepy about him. He lost his job with the New Yorker far as I know. CNN felt they wanted to hire him back.
Jeffery was creepy before he was caught spankin hank on the zoom :lmao:.
 
Not to say he should be (Toobin) shunned forever. I need more time to forget about It. America has a short memory when it comes to scandals. Some people never learn like Anthony Weiner. He can’t keep his wiener in his pants. I think that guy is a lost cause.
His wife is writing a book. I think they are separated. She should never go back to this idiot.
 
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One thing that really creeps me out is color enhancement of photos. In fact it drives me crazy, it's unnatural and goes against everything God and Country stand for. It's phony and fake and just represents what's going on in the world today. Is it real or an illusion ?
 
Not to say he should be (Toobin) shunned forever. I need more time to forget about It. America has a short memory when it comes to scandals. Some people never learn like Anthony Weiner. He can’t keep his wiener in his pants. I think that guy is a lost cause.
His wife is writing a book. I think they are separated. She should never go back to this idiot.

Mark Foley and Dennis Hastert take the top prize
For all his homophobic bluster Hastert was evil beyond belief and cold blooded child molester
 
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So lady friend and I were watching that old SNL sketch where Will Ferrell plays Robert Goulet advertising his rap album, Coconut Bangers Ball.

Some of the language may offend but it's really not offensive at all - just direct quotes. It's easy to find if you're interested.

She doesn't even know who Robert Goulet is but she laughs hysterically.

So he does a rendition of that old song "The Thong Song" by Sisqo.

The lyrics go:

"She had dumps like a truck, truck truck.
Hey! Thighs like a what, what, what?
Baby move your butt, butt, butt."


And I ask her, what does "dumps like a truck, truck, truck" even mean? Is he saying her butt is so big that she takes dump truck sized shits? What the hell.

She did not have a decent answer for me.

But she suggested I start a YouTube channel that is just me listening to rap music and trying to figure out what the lyrics mean. Apparantly I would get millions of views.

I'm a former Canadian of Scandinavian descent who grew up in way the fuck up in northern Minnesota - which is basically Canada with a slightly different accent. I never even met a non-white person in person until I was 18. You don't get any whiter than that. I can't even remember how many times people have called me the whitest dude they've ever met.

Not that white people can't enjoy and understand rap, but I just don't get it.

I'm considering the idea - it might be fun.
 
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I mail my cannabis waiver form that got drenched in orange soda tomorrow (don't ask, not me)
Doctor would not give me another copy
So off it goes to the people who decide if I get a card
Hope they like orange soda
Wouldn't be a stoner application without the stains
 
As a man I would have felt the exact same way,
one does not "accidentally" masturbate.

As another man I would have also felt the same

I'm 98% sure an Indian man was jerking it in next to me in the urinal last week. It was definitely up there in the more uncomfortable moments that I can remember

Of all places to do that, a public mens room at a vineyard, 2 urinals in the bathroom, he had to use the one next to me and didn't bother to try a stall?

That was a pretty solid self-control exercise for me, gave myself a little pat on the back for maintaining my composure after that one.
 
As another man I would have also felt the same

I'm 98% sure an Indian man was jerking it in next to me in the urinal last week. It was definitely up there in the more uncomfortable moments that I can remember

Of all places to do that, a public mens room at a vineyard, 2 urinals in the bathroom, he had to use the one next to me and didn't bother to try a stall?

That was a pretty solid self-control exercise for me, gave myself a little pat on the back for maintaining my composure after that one.
But were you able to pee? :lol:
 
But were you able to pee? :lol:

I was actually peeing first, the urinal next to me was open. I didn't think anything of it when the guy walked up to the urinal, I thought he would be pee like any other normal man. I'm usually really aware of my surroundings and nothing seemed off about him, other than just being in a rush to get to the urinal.

After a few seconds the moaning started, one hand up on the wall... I started looking around like this can't be serious... and by this time I had a friend waiting in line in by the door, and actually another friend peeing in the stall too... I was looking at my friend in line and we we're both clearly confused wondering if this is real life.

The moaning didn't stop, it actually increased while I finished my pee and I got outta there real quick. All of a sudden my friend in line no longer had to pee and then my other friend came running out of the stall.

We were all outside the bathroom loudly discussing if this guy was jerking off when he came running out of the bathroom too, trying to get his belt back together.

It took everything in me not to confront this guy on his way out, I attribute that to the indica Live Rosin cart I had been ripping all day. I dont typically buy carts, actually I never do at home, but seeing as I was in CA on vacation I had to treat myself to some of these Live Rosin carts. They're probably the only carts that are actually worth it to me, otherwise traditional flower all day long.

The worst part, which didn't set in till later....I didn't connect the dots but based on his uniform and us being at a winery, he was probably a tour bus driver and creepishly checking out his wine drunk passengers, got way too excited and had to go relieve himself. I would go ape shit if my girlfriend or sister or cousin or whoever was on that bus and he was their driver. I regret not doing more, even if it was just following the guy back to the bus to get his company info and calling it in to the boss. I was just in shock I think, and wrestling with being so disgusted and the urge to get physical after that, I was thinking mostly about calming myself down.

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Continuing the random thoughts, initially, getting on a plane with weed & vape stuff used to terrify me. Now I barely think twice about it. Travel is a bit more enjoyable now that I can comfortably bring my favorite things
 

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