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Lunacy Random Thoughts

I'm so fucking angry now. I love my country, but the powers that be are not making it easy. We have a president that says. "Make America Great Again!" When others say, America should do better they're chastised. It's pure hypocrisy in the purest form of dishonesty.
 
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We have lost our collective minds along with the ability to communicate it seems.
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These random thoughts are heading down the wrong path for this forum peeps..............

There's only one sunset, and it's been going around the earth for billions of years.

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My wife may need a root canal on one of her molars, I would much rather a root in a canal, at least it would not cost $3500.:thumbsup:
 
I woke up during an endoscopy once. Not pleasant but it lasted maybe 5 seconds. Five seconds that felt like a fucking horror movie :lol:.
 
Stevenski said:
I woke up during an endoscopy once. Not pleasant but it lasted maybe 5 seconds. Five seconds that felt like a fucking horror movie :lol:.
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I think I saw that on the interwebz? is that where you were gagging on a foot long? and there were some support staff shouting 'take it bitch!! '
If so, I really appreciate your work ethic. Its rare to see that sort of enthusiasm. 10/10 from me.

oh wait............... so you didnt have an ulcer?
awkward much?
 
Stevenski said:
These random thoughts are heading down the wrong path for this forum peeps..............

There's only one sunset, and it's been going around the earth for billions of years.

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Yer I chose to stay out of this line of conversation...lol
Not for my sake as much as everyone else...


My mate also once woke up during such a procedure - he was not very happy with the doctors.... Made sure they used the good stuff next time n knock him out properly...lol


I woke up from death in a hospital bed once - had a catheter in me - fam round my bed as I open my eyes first time and a nurse there - I can feel it - I ask the nurse so eloquently "do I have one of those tubes stuck up me d&^% ?"
She said yes
I again rather articulately said - "well get the f&^%in thing out now it feels f%$#@ed"

I then passed out again - next time I woke up again it was gone thank goodness.....lol

Poor nurse n fam.....first thing I had to say waking up from dying and then I passed out......
 
felvapes said:
I woke up from death in a hospital bed once - had a catheter in me - fam round my bed as I open my eyes first time and a nurse there - I can feel it - I ask the nurse so eloquently "do I have one of those tubes stuck up me d&^% ?"
She said yes
I again rather articulately said - "well get the f&^%in thing out now it feels f%$#@ed"

I then passed out again - next time I woke up again it was gone thank goodness.....lol

Poor nurse n fam.....first thing I had to say waking up from dying and then I passed out......
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Lmao..... men and their junk! :shakehead: :tongue:
 
momofthegoons said:
Believe me.... I'm sympathetic. It's not super comfortable for women either.

And you should try childbirth..... :biggrin:
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Raised 3 by myself.....that was painful at times....lol

the female doctors I had when I was 19 and had golden staph on the spine reckon my pain was prob up there - I never quoted that as my truth tho - I would never try to compare
 
If my Aunty had balls, she would be my Uncle!
I am finally recovered from the week-ends Aussie Rules Grand Final.:thumbsup: Too many mixed drinks or maybe something I ate. :sifone:
 
felvapes said:
Very small orifice for a scratchy plastic thing to be inserted a long way inside.....Not very comfortable at all....Not a male junk thing as much as it feels feckin awful
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I had to get a big fuck off kidney stone removed & was rather curious when they showed me the tool they would use. It was like a AAA battery with a retractable claw on the end of a long thick cable. I asked where they were going to make the incision & the surgeon laughed at me. He said we already have a hole we can use :thumbsup:. Yeah fuck that for a joke. Pissing one out is even worse but that tool was the stuff of nightmares.

momofthegoons said:
Believe me.... I'm sympathetic. It's not super comfortable for women either.

And you should try childbirth..... :biggrin:
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Lets just say passing a kidney stone is up there with childbirth on the pain scale. Of course everyones pain tolerance & sensitivity are different but both are in the upper echelon when it comes to pain.
 
Stevenski said:
I had to get a big fuck off kidney stone removed & was rather curious when they showed me the tool they would use. It was like a AAA battery with a retractable claw on the end of a long thick cable. I asked where they were going to make the incision & the surgeon laughed at me. He said we already have a hole we can use :thumbsup:. Yeah fuck that for a joke. Pissing one out is even worse but that tool was the stuff of nightmares.



Lets just say passing a kidney stone is up there with childbirth on the pain scale. Of course everyones pain tolerance & sensitivity are different but both are in the upper echelon when it comes to pain.
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I have passed two kidneys stones

Never had one surgically done though
The last one they saw the size and the nurse looked at me and said - you did that at home by yourself without surgery - well done....

They are feckin aweful

8 hours of painfulness.....
 
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