So I heard about Autogrow, and thought, "I can do that!". I heard they didn't get very big and thought, "Hey, I can grow pitiful undersized plants!" I heard they didn't yield much and thought, "I can get very little bud from a plant!" That was a lot of thinking and I hate to waste that kind of brain power, so when I saw I had autoflower seeds in the fridge behind the packets of taco sauce, the grow began! I'd been pressured to buy the autoflower seeds, so I did the cool Passive Agressive thing, and bought the Cheap Mix Super Pack of Potentially Nonviable Swept Off The Floor So No One Knows What They Are Autoflower Seeds. Not only was it much cheaper than buying something with a name, but I can name them myself! Also, if they don't grow, I can blame it on the crappy seeds! That's a Win-Win right there. So on April 13, seeds were started. I finally found my Grow Journal ! Yay! It was behind the couch cushion, so if I lose it again, remind me. There are actual pictures! Unfortunately, they are stuck in my phone, but as soon as I remember how to liberate them, they will be making a guest appearances, so there's that to look forward to. Stay tuned for Visual Images! Oh, a squirrel dug up the first seeds, but I was so traumatised that I didn't write down when the replacements were started. Could not find my grow journal, and it was awful. May 1, the dog dug up my teensy Autos that had been moved to upcycled cloth grocery bags. Saved two. Put Final Five in water May 3rd, and in pucks May 5, if memory serves. Now there are 5 in pucks, and two in bags, and I have no idea what happened to the missing three. Dog dug up? Squirell dug up? Forgot to plant? Mislabeled as photo flower and in another tray? Who knows, but I love a mystery, so it's fine. Nothing anyone needs to worry about. I've been moving the cloth bags around the yard to catch the best sun. They are planted in potting soil with perlite added, and black crumbly stuff from the bottom of Compost Bin #1. After weeks of gorgeous sunny skies and clear days, it became overcast as soon as I put the seeds out. Now they are under a dome, because this seemed to call for Advanced Gardening Techniques. Any suggestions for names are welcome. It's OK to wait until they develop personalities, but suggestions are welcome anyway. Early naming means they can grow into their names.