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Yeah. Lady friend is in her early 20s and is going through a phase. But really, replacing the corned beef with red bell peppers and mushroonms and onions still tastes pretty damn good. Especially on some dark pumpernickel bread and homemade 1000 dressing ... which is basically my version of Russian dressing.

Now if she goes vegan, then we're going to have some problems. But considering the way she chomps down ice cream from across the street every time we stop by the Post Office, I don't anticipate that will be a problem. Three fucking scoops every time.

Miss ice cream
The veggie sandwich sounds good though
Bon appetite
Now I want corned beef
 
Yeah. Lady friend is in her early 20s and is going through a phase. But really, replacing the corned beef with red bell peppers and mushroonms and onions still tastes pretty damn good. Especially on some dark pumpernickel bread and homemade 1000 dressing ... which is basically my version of Russian dressing.

Now if she goes vegan, then we're going to have some problems. But considering the way she chomps down ice cream from across the street every time we stop by the Post Office, I don't anticipate that will be a problem. Three fucking scoops every time.
Sounds like the start of something :love:
 
The best smoked meat sandwich in Canada can be found at Schwartz's Hebrew Deli in Montreal.


Even during times in my life that I was a practicing vegan, a trip to Montreal would necessarily include a swing by Schwartz's.


Ah, Canada. How I miss you so. Why did I ever leave you? So clean.

Oh yeah. Life.

One day. One day.

And I'll be bringing my Americanized accent with me. No buts aboot it! :cheers:
 
So, on September 6th, if you want to meet me and Sierra , you'll find us at the Sylva, NC theater. Watching the earliest showing of The Suicide Squad.

:nod:

Probably happen around two PM.
 
OK. How do you not wake up in airportisville? There is literally a jet engine waking you up. I mean, for fuck's sake.
 
Our chance to meet you before fame takes you to Cali


Plus there's popcorn and soda.

And shitty sound and an off kilter projector. It's basically the Fight Club of movie theaters.

But the liquor store is right next door. Literally. And they recently stocked up on Buffalo Trace bourbon.
 
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So, lady friend is a dog person. I'm a cat person. She didn't like cats before she moved in.

Now, she's all about cats. And her favorite? He met her at the front door all male-like. Back all arched and tail up. And now the 17 year old smelly blind cat is her favorite. She carries him from her lap to his food/water to his litter, and waits, and back to her lap.

I really don't get it.
 
So what about this?

Lady friend is all about the videos and visuals and graphics and PowerPoint and whatever the fuck else.

I'm of the opinion, that if you can't engage your audience with simple fucking words, then you're a shit writer and need to do some serious re-editing.

If you can't entertain your audience with merely your words and your personality, then you're doing something incorrectly.

:thinker:
 
So what about this?

Lady friend is all about the videos and visuals and graphics and PowerPoint and whatever the fuck else.

I'm of the opinion, that if you can't engage your audience with simple fucking words, then you're a shit writer and need to do some serious re-editing.

If you can't entertain your audience with merely your words and your personality, then you're doing something incorrectly.

:thinker:
"Art, in its broadest sense, is a form of communication. It means whatever the artist intends it to mean, and this meaning is shaped by the materials, techniques, and forms it makes use of, as well as the ideas and feelings it creates in its viewers . Art is an act of expressing feelings, thoughts, and observations". Some random quote, but I think it illustrates best the situation. Your each living your art in a different way. It's neither good nor bad . it just is .
 
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Caught the early showing of The Suicide Squad. And all of lady friend's friends showed up.

I'm a chronically depressed person. But seeing how happy she was actually made me happy. I've been a stranger to that feeling for a long time.

It was mostly girls in the audience. So ... lots of giggling. About what? Fuck if I know. Any man who tells you he knows why girls are giggling is a liar.

But there was much cheering too. Pretty much anytime Harley Quinn was onscreen. Goddamn, girls just fucking love her.

So we stop for lunch. I'm driving so I nurse my single beer. What does she do? Orders an entire bottle of wine for herself. In the bloody afternoon.

And when I try to stop her halfway through? "I'll drink however much I want. You don't tell me what to do."

Okay then. Guess who's currently passed out on the bed?

I have a "vomit bucket" next to her because I know what comes next.

If you're avoiding this movie for any reason, you're doing yourself a serious disservice.


 
Yep. There it is.

I heard her beginning to retch and I rushed the bucket underneath her mouth and held her hair back. I lost track of the amount of retches after about number 15.

So then being the awesome boyfriend that I am, I took the bucket outside and dumped it out.

I get back inside, and guess what's starting again?

This session wasn't as bad. Thankfully she had a meal in the process. She's now on a diet of coconut water and apples and popsicles.

The cheap ass popsickles are actually a trick I learned from a cancer patient suffering from nausea. The really cheap kind are basically just frozen flavored water so they're a great way to slowly get water back into your system without going too fast - which will just make you throw up more and defeat the purpose. Plus, if you can't keep it down, at least your vomit tastes like a popsicle and not like vomit.

Also, if suffering from nausea or dehydration, COLD LIQUIDS. They're soothing to the throat and your stomach handles them better. Apples and bananas are good too. Easy on the ginger ale. It has diuretic properties and can dehydrate you further.
 
Forgot to post this.

So the other day, lady friend gets up all early and hogs the bathroom.

Eventually I wake up and I'm like, dude you've been in there for like two hours and I need to take a dump!

"Then go outside. I'm getting ready!"

"Ready for what?"

"The movie we're going to."

"When did this plan happen?"

"It's a surprise. But we're going to The Suicide Squad. All of us girls are going to dress up like Harley."

"I am not taking a dump outside. And that movie again?!"

"Oh please. We're all gonna look really hot - your dirty old man ass will love it."

So, it was a smaller event this time. Maybe twenty of her friends plus the randos in the audience. And yes, all her friends came dressed as Harley. It was kind of a girl's night out in the daytime but lady friend won't go anywhere without me so I was the only dude there.

These girls were literally leaping out of their chairs and cheering every time Margot Robbie was onscreen. I've never seen anything like it.

I love Harley Quinn as much as the next guy, but I'm pretty sure I will never be able to love her in the way that girls do. I don't know if that's even possible.

Sure, guys can love their Batman and Joker and Hellboy and Venom and so on ... but the way teenage and 20 something girls love Harley ... it's on another level.

I was taught by lady friend quite early on that Harley is out of bounds.

And yes, I did end up taking a dump outside.



 
Forgot to post this.

So the other day, lady friend gets up all early and hogs the bathroom.

Eventually I wake up and I'm like, dude you've been in there for like two hours and I need to take a dump!

"Then go outside. I'm getting ready!"

"Ready for what?"

"The movie we're going to."

"When did this plan happen?"

"It's a surprise. But we're going to The Suicide Squad. All of us girls are going to dress up like Harley."

"I am not taking a dump outside. And that movie again?!"

"Oh please. We're all gonna look really hot - your dirty old man ass will love it."

So, it was a smaller event this time. Maybe twenty of her friends plus the randos in the audience. And yes, all her friends came dressed as Harley. It was kind of a girl's night out in the daytime but lady friend won't go anywhere without me so I was the only dude there.

These girls were literally leaping out of their chairs and cheering every time Margot Robbie was onscreen. I've never seen anything like it.

I love Harley Quinn as much as the next guy, but I'm pretty sure I will never be able to love her in the way that girls do. I don't know if that's even possible.

Sure, guys can love their Batman and Joker and Hellboy and Venom and so on ... but the way teenage and 20 something girls love Harley ... it's on another level.

I was taught by lady friend quite early on that Harley is out of bounds.

And yes, I did end up taking a dump outside.





The incel community is having a mass head explosion at the thought of one guy and twenty Harley Quinns
Good basis for some bdsm porn

I say this with all due respect
F*ck you, you lucky bastard
 

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